Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl,
to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped
deliver the baby.Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.Mommy pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
Connor began to cry.The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr
old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.Kathleen quickly responded, 'He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place,
smack his ass again!'

5 comments:

bowiechick said...

Oh my that is hilarious! What comes out of the mouths of babes!

rob said...

Tee hee I liked it to ! Good that you are getting your house fixed up. lots of hard work though? I went for black antifoul this year having had red and blue over the last ten years.

Stan Chion said...

Teeeee heeeeee.

Stan Chion said...

Yeah, Orb, Black seems to be the new 'in'. Quite a few folks in the yard in SC went for black.
Not me though, I got the pink sequined stuff.

rob said...

Tee hee I just had a visual of a whale looking up and bubbling WTKWT
:o))